Did You Know ???

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

is actually
...
The fear of long words . . . =O

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Aansuo mein raatbhar rona para

Tere milan se to haath dhona para

Tera milna tha khwaab mera

Khwaab laane ke liye sona para

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If You Don't Like My
Sense 0f Humor
Please Tell Me. . .
So I Can

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Laugh At You ! =P =D

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wisl ho ya firaq ho mohsin,

jagna sari rat mushkil hi..

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Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai
be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai

woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin
shiddat se mujhe uska intezar to hai

abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jaayegi kabhi
mere dil mein us se milan ki aas to hai

pyaar ki gawahi mere aansuon se na maang
barasti nahi aankhen magar dil udaas to hai...

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Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us

Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai

Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai

K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:

Main Ne Bank Luta

Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

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FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.

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What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

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Wasal Ho Ya Firaaq Ho *AKBAR*
















Jagna Raat Bhar Musibat Hai

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Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther's Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him ? ? ?


Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed

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Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WAZNI"...=P;->

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Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani
Mein Doob Ker ...

Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere
Paas Se HUSSAIN ...

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Name of Prophet MUHAMMAD (sallallaho Alehe Wasallam)

1. in Qur'an (Muhammad and Ahmed)

2. in Zaboor (Aaqib)

3. in Toraat (Maaz)

4. in Bible (Farqaleet)

5. in Heaven (Abdul Kareem)

6. in Sky (Mujtaba)

7. in Earth (Mo'azzam)

8. Ambiya call him as (Abdul Wahab)

9. Malaika call him as (Abdul Hameed)
&

10. ALLAH azzawajal
calls him as (YASEEN)

spread this lovely msg to All muslims and Prophet lovers...

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|| tOdAyzZz tHoUgHt ||


If We All Tried To Make

Other People's Path Easy

Our Own Feet Would Have

A Smooth Even Place To Walk On ...

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teri yadoon ke bina koi lamha guzara nhin
ik pal nhin jub tumein hum ne pukara nhin

meri nakamiyun ka itna be gham na ki jiye
agar app jeetey hein toh mein hara nhin

ye naqsh_e_dard kesey utara jayein chehrey se
mein ne abi app ka gham dil se utara nhin

tere bin yoon kat rahi darya_e_zindagi mein
kashti be hai maaji be hai kinara nhin

kar rakha hai jiss ne sarey ghar mein ujala
ansoo hein mera ye koi toota houa tara nhin

kiss ko galey laga ke royein namuraad hum
iss bhari duniya mein apna koi sahara nhin

mareez_e_ishq hai tamanai khudkushi ka ab
gehrey hein dil ke zakham aur koi chara nhin!

wo aa ke poonch dein ansoo humari ankhoon se
itna be humare haq mein naseeb humara nhin!!

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE !



There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch ..... you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a husband ......



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to



the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!





Please send this to all the men for a good laugh and to all the women
who can handle the truth...

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Karo na Fikar agar wo Naraz ho jaye
Naraz hotey hain wohi jo Pyar kartey hain...

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We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

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_________ U've
!'--.___.--' ! got a
i_________i CARD.
Open it...

'''''''''''''''
' H A P P Y '
' H O L I '
'''''''''''''''

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Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely 'HOPE'
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured










Not Like U Jahil :P

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